Armani, which Art in Landmark, hallowed by thy shoes.

Thy Prada come, thy shopping done, in Central as it is in Paris.

Give us this day our husband’s gold Visa card and have him forgive us our

Balance, as we forgive those who charge interest against us.

Lead us not into Mitsukoshi and deliver us from Wing On.

For thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier and the Versace.

For Dolce & Gabbana,

Amex.