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| | You Have To Kiss a Frog To Find Your Prince Charming
| 11/09/2008, 12:57 PM
| | .jpg) | I say if I had to kiss this frog on my venture to Prince Charming, Id rather be a lesbian. Its gaping black rimmed mouth looks like it was coloured on with a sharpie - its freckles or warts too (what the heck are those?) And beside the creepy eyes? Are those cheerios? Coloured cheerios?A wicker effin frog holding what appears to be a bird turd. HA HA HA Your Price Charming frog is prese...
Read More | | Tags: General, Srange, craftastrophe, etsy, crats | | | Take a Load Off Granny
| 11/09/2008, 12:54 PM
| | .jpg) | My Granny is a doe-eyed Christmas freakazoid. She does Christmas like no other person I know. Her tree has so many ornaments, the needles up and leave for the bar. No room on the tree? Lets go boys! The house is covered with fake snow on every surface, little chipmunks with red scarves, playing in the twinkling LEDs and silver glitter, stuffed snowmen in nooks and red ribbons wound throu...
Read More | | Tags: General, Srange, craftastrophe, etsy, crats | | | SPEAK UP!
| 11/09/2008, 12:52 PM
| | .jpg) | THERES A POINT IN TIME WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAY, THIS? THIS IS REALLY TOO BIG. SORRY IM YELLING BUT IM NOT SURE YOU CAN HEAR ME WHILE IM BEING BIRTHED THROUGH MY CAVERNOUS WOOL CERVIX. Thanks, Suebob!...
Read More | | Tags: General, Srange, craftastrophe, etsy, crats | | | Sea Sickness
| 11/09/2008, 12:50 PM
| | .jpg) | Who wants to be shark bait?! Sporting this awesome hat, even YOU can be a chum bucket! Oh. Shark. No. My head! Im not sure whether it is just the shark hat that disturbs me - or the facial expression on this guy. He looks rather sickly and shark-o-phobe. Or deeply, deeply disturbed. Ack! Ew. Shark on my hand. Oh. No. I can hear his shrieks already....
Read More | | Tags: General, Srange, craftastrophe, etsy, crats | | | I Don't Care How Badly You Want To Save the Earth, There is NO EXCUSE For This Sort of Craft
| 11/09/2008, 01:00 PM
| | .jpg) | In this day and age of saving the environment, I can understand how someone may not want to throw yet another thing to a landfill. But your toothbrush? As jewelry? I can hear the fashion bloggers snorting with laughter already. Iris sent in this hilarious account of just how, YOU TOO, can have a toothbrush bracelet: Now before I begin, Im telling you this HAD to be put together by a cr...
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