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You Have To Kiss a Frog To Find Your Prince Charming 11/09/2008, 12:57 PM I say if I had to kiss this frog on my venture to Prince Charming, Id rather be a lesbian. Its gaping black rimmed mouth looks like it was coloured on with a sharpie - its freckles or warts too (what the heck are those?)... Read More Take a Load Off Granny 11/09/2008, 12:54 PM My Granny is a doe-eyed Christmas freakazoid. She does Christmas like no other person I know. Her tree has so many ornaments, the needles up and leave for the bar. No room on the tree? Lets go boys! The house is covered ... Read More SPEAK UP! 11/09/2008, 12:52 PM THERES A POINT IN TIME WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAY, THIS? THIS IS REALLY TOO BIG. SORRY IM YELLING BUT IM NOT SURE YOU CAN HEAR ME WHILE IM BEING BIRTHED THROUGH MY CAVERNOUS WOOL CERVIX. Thanks, Suebob!... Read More Sea Sickness 11/09/2008, 12:50 PM Who wants to be shark bait?! Sporting this awesome hat, even YOU can be a chum bucket! Oh. Shark. No. My head! Im not sure whether it is just the shark hat that disturbs me - or the facial expression on this guy. He look... Read More I Don't Care How Badly You Want To Save the Earth, There is NO EXCUSE For This Sort of Craft 11/09/2008, 01:00 PM In this day and age of saving the environment, I can understand how someone may not want to throw yet another thing to a landfill. But your toothbrush? As jewelry? I can hear the fashion bloggers snorting with laughter... Read More Booze and Belly Fat: So, What CAN I Drink? 08/11/2008, 09:51 AM Its summer and I know as well as you do that summer brings parties, BBQs and get-togethers. With all the bridal showers, bachelorette parties, and post-baseball trips to the bar, indulging in alcoholic drinks is somethin... Read More Man Held For Assassination Threats Against Obama 08/07/2008, 10:32 PM Raymond Hunter Giesel is likely regretting his stupidity after being taken in by the Secret Service for threatening to assassinate Senator Barack Obama.MSN reports: A Secret Service affidavit charges that Geisel made the... Read More Barbara Walters Wants Sherri Shepherd Off The View 08/05/2008, 12:06 PM Sherri Shepherd has been getting on Barbara Walters last nerve. Barbara has had it with her, said the source. Barbara was shocked that Sherri would say she needs to be saved. Shes dumbfounded by the stupid things that ... Read More Christina Applegate Fighting Breast Cancer 08/05/2008, 02:09 PM It's been a sad summer for Christina Applegate. In July, her ex-boyfriend was found dead in his home following a drug overdose, and now the 36 year-old actress has been diagnosed with breast cancer.Last January, we repo... Read More Anne Hathaway Topless Photos To Be Leaked 08/05/2008, 01:44 PM Hooking up with Raffaello Follieri was not the smartest move for Anne Hathaway. The only thing worse would be to have had children with the sleazebag.Between the legal scandals, and the FBI seizing her diary, you'd thin... Read More Katie Price and Her Boobs Have Landed! 08/05/2008, 01:18 PM Katie Price and her boobs have arrived at LAX to take care of each other. What? Price's most recent breast reduction was botched and she ended up with ripply implants and too much skin. Oh the price of glamor. *gag*P... Read More MC Harvey Arrested For Threatening To Kill Javine Hylton 08/05/2008, 11:48 AM Rapper MC Harvey was arrested after holding a knife to Javine Hylton's throat and threatening to kill her. Hylton gave birth to the couple's daughter, Angel, in February.Hylton is said to have been furious with Harvey af... Read More Balthazar Getty and Wife Rosetta Want to Work Things Out for the Sake of Their Children 08/05/2008, 09:57 AM Sienna Miller has been left devastated after billionaire boyfriend Balthazay Getty has decided to go back to his wife Rosetta, and their four children: Cassius (8), Grace (7), Violet (4), and 10 month-old June. What did ... Read More Dolly Parton Tackles Britney, Lindsay and Miley 08/05/2008, 09:56 AM Dolly Parton says it's time to leave Britney and Lindsay alone.Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, Parton said at her concert last night at L.A.'s Greek Theatre. Ain't it awful? If those little girls slept with... Read More Morgan Freeman 'In Good Spirits' 08/05/2008, 09:55 AM Just to follow up on our beloved Morgan Freeman, he is 'in good spirits' as he awaits surgery following a near-fatal car accident that resulted in him being removed from the wrecked car with the jaws of life and transpor... Read More Miley Cyrus SEVENTEEN Photo Shoot 08/02/2008, 12:22 PM She may be only 15, but major media hit Miley Cyrus is going to be on the cover of Seventeen Magazine. It looks like she wasn't tricked into wearing bedsheets this time. THIS is how a photoshoot of a 15 year old ought ... Read More Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's Baby Photos: First Rights Go To... 08/02/2008, 11:37 AM This past week brought news that People magazine had won the bidding war to be the first to publish photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's newborn twins, but not so, says Contact Music this morning:Hello! magazine has ... Read More More Leaked Photos of Miley Cyrus 08/02/2008, 11:02 AM This morning, more photos leaked from Miley Cyrus' cell phone were posted online for the world to see. Since this story first broke, it's been revealed that these photos are from November of last year. As far as I know... Read More Britney's Bikini Photos Leaked! 07/31/2008, 08:11 AM Britney's camp 'accidently' leaked some personal photos that her boyguard took of her while in Mexico. I think they're brilliant. Show off her new body, get a little positive publicity....you know how the machine work... Read More Rosie O'Donnell Quits Blogging 07/31/2008, 08:11 AM i am taking off august in blog-ville 2 c if i can rosie unplugged happy summer peeps peace in peace out So was the message on the popular website, Rosie.com yesterday. The ex-talk show host has decided to take Augus... Read More Jessica Alba Nip Slip 07/31/2008, 08:09 AM Better keep those puppies in check, Jessica!Alba was spotted coming out of the gym yesterday with hubby Cash Warren but no baby in sight. She has certainly bounced back quickly. MORE PHOTOS AT SOURCE ... Read More Black Crowes Furious with Gretchen Wilson 07/31/2008, 08:07 AM It's a tale as old as time. The Black Crowes are threatening to sue country music star Gretchen Wilson for copyright infringment, claiming the song Work Harder Play Harder sounds an awful lot like their song Jealous Aga... Read More Courtney Love Is Insane, Squared 07/29/2008, 03:35 PM Courtney Love has recently said something that confirmed all my thoughts about her: Mama is batsh*t crazy.Remember this? No really, click. I'll wait.Yeah so Court-Court told press that she undergoes hypnosis with Paul ... Read More Angelina Jolie Highly Interested in Catwoman Role 07/29/2008, 03:34 PM It looks as though Angelina Jolie has been tipped to play Catwoman, should director Christopher Nolan resurrect the part.Former Catwoman Julie Newmar tells the New York Daily News, Angelina would own the part. My industr... Read More Britney Ridin' Dirty 07/29/2008, 03:33 PM Still in Mexico, Mama Brit-Brit was stalked by overjealous paps in order to get all these creepy photos. Enjoy. She looks good eh? She should - she spends enough money on her bod! MORE PHOTOS AT THE SOURCE ... Read More Madonna's Brother is a Whiny Whinerpants: Part Deux 07/29/2008, 03:32 PM Boy this guy is worse than Kato Kaelin. (Part one is here, by the way) Does he ever stop whining about his sister's horrible injustices on his life?Does she even care what he says about her? Now the little tattletale i... Read More Madonna's Brother is a Whiny Whinerpants 07/29/2008, 03:32 PM Yesterday I told you that Madonna wrote some of that tell-all book and Christopher Ciccone. He says 'Liar Liar Pants on FIRE!' And then he sucked his thumb and rocked for a while. If she did, then she's doing the best ... Read More Why is Mark Wahlberg Fighting With All His Friends? 07/29/2008, 03:31 PM How sad. My back up husband is fighting with all of his friends. What's got him so riled up?Wahlberg is training for his latest flick: The Fighter. He needs the practice of fighting with buddies to keep him in shape!I... Read More Kerry Katona Awarded Damages for Newspaper's False Prostitution Claim 07/28/2008, 12:45 PM The Sunday Mirror landed itself in hot water after publishing a story claiming Kerry Katona was a prostitute prior to Atomic Kitten fame. The article alleged that Kerry's mother, Sue Katona was going to publish a book cl... Read More Paris Hilton Is Growing Up, Visits Harlow Winter 07/28/2008, 12:45 PM Paris Hilton is claiming that Benji Madden is responsible for her growing up. I just feel like a grown-up now. I think my whole life I was kind of living as a teenager and not really taking responsibility.We're so in lo... Read More Bikini Clad Britney Finds a New Man in Mexico! 07/28/2008, 12:44 PM Well she just dropped off her kids and is now vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Looking hot in a white bikini, the pop star was photographed dancing poolside with a mystery man. She looks happy and healthy...I rea... Read More Johnny Depp To Star in 'Alice In Wonderland' 07/28/2008, 12:43 PM Tim Burton is at it again, and this time he's creating his own version of Alice in Wonderland. Johnny Depp will star in the film, playing the Mad Hatter. Mia Wasikowska has already been cast as the main lead, Alice. W... Read More Will Ferrell Takes Home His 'Stunt Nut Sack' 07/28/2008, 12:42 PM As the co-star of Step Brothers, Will Ferrell admittedly had to do some wacky stuff for the comedy, which opened on Friday.Including help make stunt testicles.....from his own real set. They're not real but my balls wer... Read More Scandal Shmandal: Madonna Wrote Tell All Book Alongside Brother 07/28/2008, 12:41 PM She's already trying to suck the life-blood out of Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, what more could there be? (Besides Miley Cyrus)Well nothing surprises me in terms of Madonna's attention whoring and silliness in ... Read More Slower Than Molasses: Losing Weight The Right Way 07/28/2008, 10:58 AM Its not an easy thing, this losing weight gig. Since I started in January, Ive dropped about 20 pounds in total. This coming week, the trainer and I are about to measure the inches, which will give a true picture as to w... Read More Please Help Me to Understand 07/21/2008, 08:30 AM I cant be held responsible for the clarity of this post. We have dinner guests arriving soon, I need a shower and Ive been inhaling way too many cleaning products. The funny thing is, the guests are m... Read More Britney and Kevin: Custody Battle is Over! 07/18/2008, 08:34 AM Britney has ended her battle against Kevin Federline in trying to re-gain custody of her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.Kaplan told press, At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears... Read More Britney Has a Secret Breakdown After Birth of Jamie Lynn's Daughter 07/14/2008, 02:59 PM Well I guess things aren't exactly what they seem in Hollywood. Here we thought Britney was on a roll to have a HUGE comeback, but Famecrawler has learned that the pop star broke down in secret after returning home foll... Read More Miley Cyrus Email Hacked: Shower Pictures Meant For Nick Jonas 07/13/2008, 08:46 AM Oh man.As a mother, I think it absolutely sucks that these pictures are all over the internet, but it is what it is. Famous girl, unsupervised by money-hungry parents seeks attention. Plain and simple. ... Read More Angelina Gives Birth To Twins! 07/12/2008, 05:26 PM Sources at the La Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France have announced that Angelina Jolie has given birth to her twins!Jolie had a C-section and gave birth to the first baby at 6 p.m. and the second one at 7 p.m. Fr... Read More How To Lose Belly Fat 07/07/2008, 10:20 PM Ive been going to the gym regularly since January and I have lost at least 5-6 inches off my waist. Yet I still battle the mid-section bulge. Its common, I know. So I went in search of things that are supposed to help. O... Read More Madonna Wants Britney...BAD. 07/05/2008, 02:16 PM Madonna has offered Britney a chance to ressurect her ailing career by joining her on tour. When I first read this, I really thought Madonna meant her OWN career, but no, she meant Britney's!I guess she's done with Timb... Read More When Did We Become So Afraid Of Each Other? 06/30/2008, 01:37 PM I see a running theme beyond manners in Mom 101s post Etiquette, Bitch, and Mocha Mommas Manners & Missions. Well beyond the theme of adults using their manners and being polite, theres an underlying vein of somethin... Read More Spears and Federline Heading To Custody Trial 06/28/2008, 12:43 PM The custody hearing that transpired on Thursday June 26 did not settle anything in terms of young Sean Preston and Jayden James custody arrangement, so Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are heading to trial. The mediat... Read More Miley Cyrus: "Nobody's Perfect" Indeed 06/28/2008, 12:41 PM Miley Cyrus is still upset over the Vanity Fair photo scandal. The June issue of the publication showed a 15 year old Cyrus wrapped in a sheet, as photographed by Annie Leibowitz. The photo had many parents up in arms ... Read More Gary Dourdan Refuses Rehab 06/28/2008, 12:39 PM Former CSI star Gary Dourdan is refusing televised rehab after his arrest for drug posession. Rumors circulated the actor that he would go on the Celebrity Rehab reality show. For the record, contrary to what's written... Read More Guess Who's Getting Married? 06/28/2008, 12:37 PM Guess which starlet is walking down the aisle for the third time?Hint: she has two children and so does the man she's marrying.... (click here to find out!) ... Read More Don't Expect a Wedding For Nicole Richie 06/28/2008, 12:34 PM Joel Madden says he has no plans to marry Nicole Richie.We don't have any plans for that right now, Madden said on Wednesday. We're just happy, and we're being a family, and that's where we're at right now. But marriage ... Read More Kimora Lee Simmons Gets Full Custody of Daughters, Demands $480,000 in Child Support 06/28/2008, 12:32 PM Kimora Lee Simmons won full custody of daughters Ming Lee, 8 and Aoki, 5, and is now asking for $480,000 a year in child support. In documents filed on Wednesday June 25, at Los Angeles Superior Court, the fashion model... Read More Paris Hilton Dumps Nicole Richie Again 06/28/2008, 12:28 PM While working closely with Benji Madden on music, Paris Hilton has also been filming her new series: Paris Hilton: My New BFF.The Good Charlotte rocker has been working on the theme song for the show with Hilton, as well... Read More Rob Lowe's Wife Files Declaration About Her Naughty Nanny 06/28/2008, 12:22 PM Rob Lowe's wife is claiming that former Nanny Jessica Gibson isn't the innocent party she is claiming to be.In her declaration, Sheryl Lowe alleges Gibson regularly sought attention from my husband. For example the nann... Read More Matthew McConaughey ROBBED! 06/28/2008, 12:17 PM Well apparently drunk nights out can result in a robbery!Matthew McConaughey lost more than his flip flops the night he went out drinking while vacationing in Nicaragua. Thieves made off with his cellphone and $2000 cas... Read More Teri Hatcher and Daughter Raise $35,000 For Kenya's Kids 06/28/2008, 12:15 PM Teri Hatcher and 10 year old daughter Emerson Rose recently traveled to Nairobi to present $35,000 to children and adults affected by poverty in Kenya.As part of the two-week trip, Hatcher took her daughter to a boarding... Read More Will Smith Is Not Finished Squashing People: Next Up, Tom CruiseSomeone must have told Will Smith to pick on people his own size. After he's finished squashing his daughter Willow, Will Smith will go after Tom Cruise's record time on the red carpet. "It's hard to beat that dude. He has another gear. "He did two and a half hours in France for Mission: Impossible on the red carpet. Now when I go to France, people will say, 'You know, Tom was out here for two and a half hours.'" Hey Will? Tom is really little too. Who's next, Verne Troyer? Here's Will speaking at the Nelson Mandela concert: 06/28/2008, 12:10 PM Someone must have told Will Smith to pick on people his own size. After he's finished squashing his daughter Willow, Will Smith will go after Tom Cruise's record time on the red carpet.It's hard to beat that dude. He ha... Read More Will Smith Is Not Finished Squashing People: Next Up, Tom Cruise 06/28/2008, 12:10 PM Someone must have told Will Smith to pick on people his own size. After he's finished squashing his daughter Willow, Will Smith will go after Tom Cruise's record time on the red carpet.It's hard to beat that dude. He ha... Read More Sir Bob Geldof and Bill Clinton Team Up To Aid African Education Project 06/28/2008, 12:05 PM Sir Bob Geldof and Bill Clinton have launched an education project for Africa to the tune of $9.4 MILLION dollars!The aim of the project is to provide more access to schools for 1.2 million children in Malawi and Rwanda.... Read More Salma Hayek's $3.5 Million Dollar Wedding 06/26/2008, 05:23 PM It's taken billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault over a year to get Salma to agree to marry him, and he doesn't want to spare any expense. Francois basically gave her the key to the vault and said, 'Go wild.'The pair are pl... Read More Gillian Anderson Unfit for X-Files Role 06/26/2008, 02:26 PM Gillian Anderson found it difficult to keep up with the physical strength needed to play out her role in the new X-Files movie. There was a lot of rust I had to shake-off. The physical part surprised me the most when we... Read More Gavin Rossdale Is Fed Up With His Mother 06/26/2008, 02:23 PM Well I'm sure he is more fed up with the paparazzi than his mother. He can't stand having his picture taken when out with Gwen Stefani and son Kingston. It's not about the invasion of privacy, nor the potential threat ... Read More Richie Sambora Stands Behind Ex-Wife Heather Locklear 06/26/2008, 02:19 PM In a valiant effort to be supportive, Richie Sambora made it known last night that he would be there for ex-wife Heather Locklear, who entered rehab earlier this week: Without a doubt, he's there for his daughter and her... Read More My Best Friend Lesley Says, "She's Just Being Miley" 06/26/2008, 01:40 PM Miley Cyrus refuses to tame her crazy ways for boys, the young Disney star said. Im too much to handle right now, Cyrus said. I cant be quiet and cute for boys - I have to be a bit crazy. Miley just completed a photo sh... Read More DILF Alert: Donald Trump Opens New Hotel, Makes Famous Women Kiss Him 06/26/2008, 01:35 PM Why is Demi Moore kissing Donald Trump?Blech.Ivanka, Naomi, Demi, Heidi and Melania were hired for an undisclosed amount of money on hand to kiss Donald for the opening of his new hotel, The Trump International Hotel &am... Read More Madonna Wanted To Adopt 10 Children 06/26/2008, 01:28 PM Madonna's documentary, I Am Because We Are is well underway and the film has changed her life. I was approached by a woman who lived (in Malawi) who said, Look, you have children; youre a mother; you write childrens boo... Read More Heather Locklear Heads To Rehab 06/26/2008, 01:10 AM Sounds like a Curious George title, no? Curious George Heads to Rehab. I just imagine Heather, Curious George and The Man With The Yellow Hat heading into a stark white building to cleanse Heather of her alcohol and G... Read More Will Smith Wants To Squash Daughter Willow 06/26/2008, 01:07 AM Both Will's movie, Hancock and Willow's debut movie, Kitt Kittredge: An American Girl hit U.S. cinemas on July 2nd, and Daddy is looking to come out ahead of his daughter. I just told her, 'Sweetheart, daddy loves you - ... Read More Jamie Lynn's Delivery Room Drama! 06/26/2008, 01:04 AM Star magazine is reporting that it was quite a dramatic entry into the world for little Maddie Briann. At the center of it was an inexperienced teenager, surrounded by mom Lynne and sister Britney trying to explain to J... Read More The Sexualization of Miley Cyrus 06/26/2008, 01:01 AM I don't get it. Maybe it's because I'm a Mom of two little boys. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but 15 year old Miley Cyrus looks a hell of a lot older in these photos for her Breakout album. Also? The microphones? Wrong,... Read More Britney Thinks She Will Die at Age 27 06/25/2008, 10:14 PM Ian Halperin, has spent 18 months studying Britney Spears as an undercover paparazzo (read: vulture). Halperin has written all his findings (read: lies) in a new book, due to be released by Christmas 2008.Halperin claims... Read More David Hasselhoff is One Funny Guy 06/25/2008, 10:10 PM Hasselhoff recently told talk show host Craig Ferguson that he was looking to buy a castle.I'm doing an album of Broadway musicals and I'm going to premiere in a little castle I'm looking for in Scotland, he told Ferguso... Read More Jason Bateman Calls Charlize Theron a "Dirty B*tch" 06/25/2008, 10:07 PM Nice! The co-stars of Hancock were together on MTV's TRL in America on Tuesday when Jason Bateman called Charlize Theron a dirty bitch. This happened during a pop quiz where Charlize guessed incorrectly that Will Smith ... Read More Jason Bateman Gave Up Drinking 06/25/2008, 10:01 PM Jason Bateman went sober 4 years ago at the insistence of his wife.I've spent all my fun chips and now I've parked my drinking boots in the closet. I haven't had a drink in four years. There wasn't any real specific bott... Read More George Clooney and Brad Pitt Are Awesome 06/25/2008, 09:54 PM Goodfellas George Clooney and Brad Pitt have teamed up together with Asian officials to spread the word of charity for ongoing aid efforts in Myanmar, Burma after last month's disaster, via an Indonesian newspaper. The... Read More Jamie Lynn Wants Baby Maddie To "Have a Normal Life&quo 06/25/2008, 06:36 PM More than anything, I just want this baby to have a normal life, Jamie Lynn, 17, told OK! exclusively. She sure is trying to make it that way, by putting the paps off with a look alike when she left the hospital after gi... Read More Babble a magazine and community for the new urban parent * Columns * * Features * * Health & Development * * Fashion & Products * * Entertainment & Travel * * Video * * Blogs * * Community * * About Us FameCrawler Jennifer Lopez In A Bikini 4 Months After Having Twins 06/25/2008, 06:33 PM I'm um, 4 YEARS post partum and don't look this good. Course I AM the chef around here and most of the time, I am my own personal trainer. Oh and I don't have a nanny or five.... Read More Jennifer Lopez In A Bikini 4 Months After Having Twins 06/25/2008, 06:33 PM I'm um, 4 YEARS post partum and don't look this good. Course I AM the chef around here and most of the time, I am my own personal trainer. Oh and I don't have a nanny or five.... Read More Will Smith Bursts Into Charlize Theron's Interview! 06/25/2008, 06:29 PM Apparently Charlize Theron was telling OUTRIGHT LIES about Will Smith during an interview, so the actor BURST IN!He (Smith) was incredibly scared because I am so ripped, Charlize told interviewer A.J. Calloway.Will Smith... Read More Paris Denies Rumors (Again) 06/24/2008, 08:48 AM Paris wrote a blog on her MySpace (Isn't MySpace phased out for Facebook now?) denying rumors regarding her recent hissy fit in a pet store:I read [that I was] walking by some puppies for sale, and demanding that I be gi... Read More Walking Dead: Courtney Love 06/24/2008, 08:45 AM These pictures of Courtney Love (more below the jump) surfaced over the weekend and the Daily Mail is reporting that Courtney Love has been taking her detox diet a bit too far.I'll say. I hope she realizes how sick she ... Read More Karma's a B*tch, Heather Mills 06/24/2008, 08:42 AM Heather Mills is smitten with a new boy. She met 36 year old Jamie Walker at the Tenerife hotel where he works. She 'fell' for Walker when she saw him playing with her daughter Beatrice, 4. I'm under strict instruction... Read More Tommy Lee is Constantly Googling Pamela Anderson 06/24/2008, 08:38 AM Apparently Tommy Lee can't get enough of his once ex, now girlfriend? Pamela Anderson.I can't get rid of him. For some reason, Tommy has me Google Alerted. He'll always be like, 'What's this?' 'What's this?' He gets ever... Read More Movie Stills Of A Fierce-Looking Angelina Jolie in 'Wanted' 06/24/2008, 08:34 AM Yowzaa! I want to BE her in this movie. Well except with more muscles because those arms need some meat! She looks so fierce! I wonder what the kiddies think if they ever see pictures of Mama like this? View the kille... Read More Mark Ronson and Michael Jackson's Childhood Sleepovers (EW!) 06/24/2008, 08:31 AM This is just too strange for words. Ronson shared this childhood story with Britain recently on the show The Sunday Night Project. It's a weird story, but I didn't touch him. We (Ronson and Lennon) used to watch the por... Read More Pregnancy Can't Be Good For Paris Hilton, She Can't Even Care For Puppies! 06/23/2008, 12:07 AM The New York Times has said before that Paris Hilton is abusive and neglectful of the puppies she already has, and even blind items point directly at her when they mention that she leaves dogs in closets and travels, lea... Read More Vanilla Blueberry GOOD MORNING Smoothie! 06/23/2008, 08:52 AM I thought I would share my very favorite thing I do for myself every single morning. Put it this way. This smoothie is like my wake up punch to the face. Its my coffee, even though there is no caffeine in it. IT WAKES...