When Forbes recently reported that Paris Hilton was the "most overexposed celebrity in America," was anyone really surprised? After all, WE [insert your name here] are the reason she's overexposed. She's a train wreck we can't stop staring at (and so unpredictably predictable that we don't know when to look away). Somehow her 15 minutes got stuck at the 14 minute mark, and the clock winder is still on vacation.

Just this week, she appeared on My Name Is Earl, launched her Paris Hilton Footwear Collection in Montreal, appeared on National Lampoon's spoof magazine cover, and made headlines after busting her chin in Prague. And no, it wasn't hot.

Admit it. Paris is like a drug we promise to quit after the next fix and then never do. (Just one more obnoxiously please-don't-say-that's-hot-ever-again platinum blond hit.) In fact, why not just own a piece of Paris to get yourself through those hard times when she only rears her C-list head twice in one week. I'll even help you get your collection started...

 Admit it. Paris is like a drug we promise to quit after the next fix and then never do. (Just one more obnoxiously please-don't-say-that's-hot-ever-again platinum blond hit.) In fact, why not just own a piece of Paris to get yourself through those hard times when she only rears her C-list head twice in one week. I'll even help you get your collection started...

Paris Hilton Shadow Box by troygua @ etsy

Paris Hilton 'Freedom of Speech' T-Shirt at ironiccorporation.com

Paris Hilton Mug Shot Earrings by lisaspaperdoll @ etsy

 

Ernesto Goes To Paris T-Shirt at redbubble.com

Paris Hilton 'Easy Money' Painting at johnryanart.com