Last year, going commando was the new trend in Hollywood.  As I mentioned in my first article, those silly La-La-Land gals loved to parade around sans-knickers, showing off their nether regions to the Pope himself.  Now, a new trend has emerged, and I think we can somewhat blame the aforementioned one for it' s...er...conception?

Pregnancy.  Ok, so, it' s not like having a bun in the oven is even remotely a recent revelation.  But, doesn' t it seem like every other gal in the ' Wood is getting preggers these days?  I mean, you can' t blink or you' ll miss the news about the latest pregnancy.  Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie already popped their little nuggets out, Jennifer Lopez looks like she is going to blow any day if she sidesteps the wrong direction, Halle Berry is about two seconds behind her.  Gwen Stefani is knocked up again, and Jessica Alba could probably physically hear the heartbreak when she announced to America that she went and got herself inseminated by her boyfriend.  Now, Angelina might be having twins and there' s even rumors that Fergie-Ferg is pregnant!  Jesus Christ.  Let' s just wipe out the hottest bodies in Hollywood by filling their womb with our seed, why don' t we?

I' m not saying a baby is a bad thing.  Nor are any of the people having babies these days people who shouldn' t.  I mean, at least they aren' t crazy (yet) like Ms. Spears or on drugs like Courtney Love was/is before/during/after she had her child.  But, what the hell is going on?  Every time you open a magazine, some new starlet is swelling with the progeny of their partner and trying to deny it by wearing oversized mu-mu' s and dresses resembling tarps.  That doesn' t throw us off...nope, not at all, considering a few weeks ago, you were decked in a sequined bra and hot pants.

So, who is next?  Will Beyonce spurt forth baby Hovs?  Is Jessica Biel going to have a bunch of pop-n-lockin' JT babies?  Eva Longoria?  Katharine Heigl?  Charlize Theron?

You know, all those choices are pretty reasonable.  But, the way this crafty and creepy world works, it' s probably going to either be one of those High School Musical hoes or Miley Cyrus.

That would be far more news-worthy anyway.