Which is worse - Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt or Bronx Mowgli Wentz? Sunday Rose Kidman Urban or Honor Marie Warren? And what the hell is wrong with the name Emme Anthony? Read on to find out!

Here's a sample:

8. Sunday Rose Kidman Urban
(daughter of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban)

This one doesn't seem that bad to me. At least not compared to some of the others. Maybe the kid starts going by Rose. Rose is a nice name. Sunday, not so much. Lansky says, "Apparently the name was chosen to honor a patron of the arts in Australia, but most people who hear or read the name will find it an odd choice for an American girl born on a Monday." Whatever, dude.

That one isn't so bad. Bronx Mowgli Wentz, though - yowza.

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