For every person that has felt disenfranchised by the less than funny selection of cards at the grocery store spread out before them (thank you Hallmark with your smoking grandma collection and the what not), be ready to feel disenfranchised no more.

Yes, someecards.com is a website which means your card sending will mostly be limited to internet communication, but it is worth it. Their tag line is “When you care enough to hit send” and their cards are of a similar, biting wit. Some of my favorites include the following: I hope your baby doesn’t hate you (maternity), I’m concerned your hotness may eventually make me insecure (dating), I love you slightly more than I love dad (mother’s day), Sorry my seasonal affective disorder lasts all year (apology), I miss being angry at you (breaking up) and on and on and on.

The best part of someecards.com is that it is free, and that it is endless hilarity for you and your friends to share. They have something somewhat hilarious and somewhat mean to say about just about everything and, if you really, really like the cards… you can pay for and have them sent to you in physical form.